Sunday, April 5, 2009

I'm not sure but I think I am going to hell

I am not sure about this, but I think having a crush on a Priest is grounds for going to Hell. This morning I drug myself to Church for early Mass. I was not as peppy in my step as last week. I checked the Priest Schedules and my favorite Priest was not scheduled for early Mass. I stammered and thought of reasons I would stay home from Palm Sunday Mass. But instead, I got ready and went to Church. As I was sitting in my pew (not my stink, I showered thank you) I heard Head Priest tell head music guy, it was Father OMGosh saying mass today. I thought to myself, he is mistaken, it's not him. Next thing I hear is Father OMGosh's powerful delightful charming voice. I can't see him, I can only hear him. I am quite certain God is playing a trick on me. Next thing you know, there he is... ahhhh I am so happy. I am smiling, and hopeful with anticipation of his delivery of Mass.

It was just as I thought, delightful... SHAME ON YOU, YOU RELIGIOUS HUSSY!!!!!! As Mass ended and the Priest left the building, I headed out to shake the powerful, delightful charming Father OMGosh's hand, however, he was gone... NOT THERE???? He made a bee line for his car and was leaving... What is going on????

Needless to say, I will be at Mass tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m. asking him...

If you need me, I will be on a short journey to Hell for crushing on the slightly older, salt n peppered, powerful, delightful, charming Priest...

Labels: Going to Hell I am sure

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